Well put me in a box and call me tofu
filed in Uncategorized on May.30, 2001
My wonderful wife went to the store yesterday and got a bunch of cool stuff so I could make salads for lunch, instead of going to fast food places every day. So I made a nice salad today before I left for work, put it in a tupperware, then forgot to take it. And I forgot a bottle of water, so I’m drinking soda for the first time in a few days. Damn my idiocy!
Anyway, when I was in McDonald’s I gave some guy $3 so he could eat. It made me so sad to see how happy he was to get a hamburger. I wanted to talk to him, or give him some company or something, but what are you supposed to say to somebody? “So, you’re homeless huh? I bet that sucks.” There was nothing else I could have done for him anyway. I don’t know.
So I’m happy that I have the luxury to worry more about some dick parking his Porsche in my space than when I’m going to eat next.

May 30th, 2001 on 9:55 pm
You are EVIL!
You should not have given him a hamberger! You should have taught him how to catch one!
May 31st, 2001 on 9:08 am
Ha!
I love that! I’m going right out to buy a hamburger license and hamburger pole!
May 31st, 2001 on 9:12 am
Oh yeah…
At least you had the salad made up. This guy I work with has a wife who packs his lunch with carrot sticks and Slim Fast. He dutifully eats and drinks after he’s eaten the half a pizza he’s packed for himself- it’s semi-entertaining anyway.
May 31st, 2001 on 4:54 pm
Re: Oh yeah…
If he had a whole pizza would it be completely entertaining?
May 31st, 2001 on 7:41 pm
Nah…
Might have gotten to the gross level then.