Care bear under arrestBear Grylls‘s show is getting a little long in the tooth, and the staged “danger situations” are getting more and more ridiculous. I know exactly what Bear needs.

U.S. Marshals.

Every week Bear gets dropped in a wilderness location (like Les Stroud really did) and has to evade U.S. Marshals for seven days. The locals will be told that he’s a real fugitive. Set the dogs on him. Heck, they should shoot him on sight, just to add a bit more excitement. The real fun begins when Bear has to betray his camera crew to buy some more time.