In an attempt to be trendier
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.16, 2002
Stupid survey inside
- Location: My desk
- Occupation: Student/Italian Food Transport Technician, but I tell people I’m a sysadmin
- Height: 5’9″
- Weight: 160
- Eye color: Hazelly
- Hair color: Brown
- Current attire: solid blue T-shirt and khaki cargo shorts
- Current make-up: Paul Stanley from Kiss
- Current taste: Scotch, yum
- Current hairstyle: awful haircut from Mastercuts. I have to give them credit–they come up with a new way to screw up my hair every time I go in
- Current annoyance: That class starts a week earlier than I thought (this coming Monday)
- Current smell: Probably cat and dog, but I can’t smell it. Scotch, yum
- Current longing: To be independently wealthy so I can loaf about (of course, my brother-in-law is broke as shit and he loafs about all day)
- Current thing I ought to be doing: Something productive
- Current desktop picture: A picture I took of the rusty door handle in my bathroom
- Current book: The Art of Electronics
- Current dvd/video in player: Nothing, but it should be Mr. Show with Bob and David: The Complete First Season
- Current color of toenails: Toenaily
- Current refreshment: Scotch, yum
- Current worry: potential homework load
- Last person..
- You touched? Casey
- You talked to? Casey
- You hugged? Casey
- You instant messaged? Jeremy and Jason (simultaneously–kinky!)
- You kissed? Casey
- You yelled at? I don’t yell, I stew to perfection
- Who broke your heart? A girl named Lauren in high school. Her boyfriend was a dick, but a friend of my friend, so I couldn’t advise her to leave him even though she wanted me to. We would have been great together. Le sigh.
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Favorite …
- Food: Good Kansas City steak, mashed potatoes, and corn.
- Drink: So many, so little time. Martinis and margaritas are good. I like just about everything I try.
- Color: Black goes with everything
- Album: The best album I’ve bought in the past few years is America Town by Five for Fighting
- Shoes: vans or airwalks last the longest. They are great for fencing too
- Candy: Snickers, Payday, Baby Ruth, Raisinets
- Animals: They’re all good. I’ve always had a special place in my heart for wolverines
- TV Show: Soy no watcho TV
- Movie: Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
- Vegetables: Broccoli, corn, peas, etc. They’re all good
- Fruit: Nathan Lane
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Are you ..
- Understanding? Understand what?
- Open-minded? I won’t dignify that with a response
- Arrogant? Wouldn’t you be?
- Insecure? Oh no, do you think I’m insecure?
- Interesting? —
- Hungry? For some lovin’
- Friendly? Come here and I’ll show you friendly
- Smart? I gotz /\/\4D s|<i11z y’all!
- Moody? What are you trying to say?
- Childish? Hang on, I want to hear about this moody thing
- Independent? So you think I have mood swings? Is that it?
- Hard working? I see what you’re saying. You’re right, I’m a lazy nobody.
- Organized? No, no, you don’t have to try to cheer me up.
- Healthy? Now you’re just making fun of me
- Emotionally stable? Like a rock
- Shy? —
- Difficult? Not in bed
- Attractive? I just used Brad Pitt as a userpic because I figured nobody would believe my real one
- Bored easily? I think I’m done
- Messy? Look, I said I’m done
- Thirsty? Scotch, yum
- Responsible? DONE. D-O-N-E. DONE
- Obsessed? DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
- Angry? If you don’t shove off, I’ll come over there and ram this god damn survey down your god damn throat!
- Sad? I’m really sorry about that outburst, I just…it’s just all so much at once
- Happy? Not now.
- Trusting? This is just between us, right?
- Sick? Like Linda Blair on ipecac
- Talkative? —
- Original? I copied this survey, didn’t I
- Different? See above
- Reliable? more than some
- Content? I have some content, but I’m fairly shallow
- Optimistic? I don’t think this will ever end
- Deep thinker? Do you think Ben Affleck and J Lo will last?
- Self-disciplined? I am a stone
- Sleepy? Scotch, yum
- Lonely? Sort of
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Who do you want to..
- Kill? Nobody anymore. Anger and vengeance are useless
- Fuck? I love everybody!
- Slap? Bush (the president, not, ya know)
- Get really wasted with? Casey
- Tickle? Casey
- Look like? Rob Lowe, yum
- Talk to? Douglas Adams
« Haiku
Aug 16th, 2002 on 12:45 am
“Reliable? more than some.”
What does that mean? Hehe! (this ties into the whole insecurity thing. Wit dontcha know…)
Honesty is good. I am amazed that you had the patience to come down to our level
. I love ya.
Aug 16th, 2002 on 9:02 am
“Sick? Like Linda Blair on ipecac”
Ewww. Messy.
Wish I had some scotch, yum.
Of course, it’s 9am and I’m at the office, so I don’t think it would go over well.
Aug 16th, 2002 on 12:07 pm
Just put it in a mug and call it tea.