Stupid survey inside

  • Location: My desk
  • Occupation: Student/Italian Food Transport Technician, but I tell people I’m a sysadmin
  • Height: 5’9″
  • Weight: 160
  • Eye color: Hazelly
  • Hair color: Brown
  • Current attire: solid blue T-shirt and khaki cargo shorts
  • Current make-up: Paul Stanley from Kiss
  • Current taste: Scotch, yum
  • Current hairstyle: awful haircut from Mastercuts. I have to give them credit–they come up with a new way to screw up my hair every time I go in
  • Current annoyance: That class starts a week earlier than I thought (this coming Monday)
  • Current smell: Probably cat and dog, but I can’t smell it. Scotch, yum
  • Current longing: To be independently wealthy so I can loaf about (of course, my brother-in-law is broke as shit and he loafs about all day)
  • Current thing I ought to be doing: Something productive
  • Current desktop picture: A picture I took of the rusty door handle in my bathroom
  • Current book: The Art of Electronics
  • Current dvd/video in player: Nothing, but it should be Mr. Show with Bob and David: The Complete First Season
  • Current color of toenails: Toenaily
  • Current refreshment: Scotch, yum
  • Current worry: potential homework load
    Last person..
  • You touched? Casey
  • You talked to? Casey
  • You hugged? Casey
  • You instant messaged? Jeremy and Jason (simultaneously–kinky!)
  • You kissed? Casey
  • You yelled at? I don’t yell, I stew to perfection
  • Who broke your heart? A girl named Lauren in high school. Her boyfriend was a dick, but a friend of my friend, so I couldn’t advise her to leave him even though she wanted me to. We would have been great together. Le sigh.
    Favorite …
  • Food: Good Kansas City steak, mashed potatoes, and corn.
  • Drink: So many, so little time. Martinis and margaritas are good. I like just about everything I try.
  • Color: Black goes with everything
  • Album: The best album I’ve bought in the past few years is America Town by Five for Fighting
  • Shoes: vans or airwalks last the longest. They are great for fencing too
  • Candy: Snickers, Payday, Baby Ruth, Raisinets
  • Animals: They’re all good. I’ve always had a special place in my heart for wolverines
  • TV Show: Soy no watcho TV
  • Movie: Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
  • Vegetables: Broccoli, corn, peas, etc. They’re all good
  • Fruit: Nathan Lane
    Are you ..
  • Understanding? Understand what?
  • Open-minded? I won’t dignify that with a response
  • Arrogant? Wouldn’t you be?
  • Insecure? Oh no, do you think I’m insecure?
  • Interesting? —
  • Hungry? For some lovin’ ;)
  • Friendly? Come here and I’ll show you friendly ;)
  • Smart? I gotz /\/\4D s|<i11z y’all!
  • Moody? What are you trying to say?
  • Childish? Hang on, I want to hear about this moody thing
  • Independent? So you think I have mood swings? Is that it?
  • Hard working? I see what you’re saying. You’re right, I’m a lazy nobody.
  • Organized? No, no, you don’t have to try to cheer me up.
  • Healthy? Now you’re just making fun of me
  • Emotionally stable? Like a rock
  • Shy? —
  • Difficult? Not in bed ;)
  • Attractive? I just used Brad Pitt as a userpic because I figured nobody would believe my real one
  • Bored easily? I think I’m done
  • Messy? Look, I said I’m done
  • Thirsty? Scotch, yum
  • Responsible? DONE. D-O-N-E. DONE
  • Obsessed? DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE
  • Angry? If you don’t shove off, I’ll come over there and ram this god damn survey down your god damn throat!
  • Sad? I’m really sorry about that outburst, I just…it’s just all so much at once
  • Happy? Not now.
  • Trusting? This is just between us, right?
  • Sick? Like Linda Blair on ipecac
  • Talkative? —
  • Original? I copied this survey, didn’t I
  • Different? See above
  • Reliable? more than some
  • Content? I have some content, but I’m fairly shallow
  • Optimistic? I don’t think this will ever end
  • Deep thinker? Do you think Ben Affleck and J Lo will last?
  • Self-disciplined? I am a stone
  • Sleepy? Scotch, yum
  • Lonely? Sort of
    Who do you want to..
  • Kill? Nobody anymore. Anger and vengeance are useless
  • Fuck? I love everybody!
  • Slap? Bush (the president, not, ya know)
  • Get really wasted with? Casey
  • Tickle? Casey
  • Look like? Rob Lowe, yum
  • Talk to? Douglas Adams :(