Hmmm
filed in Uncategorized on Jul.08, 2001
If you went to school in Kansas, this might be too accurate to be funny.
I’d rather be famous than rich. But not Mel Gibson famous, more Linus Torvalds famous. What about you?
Is it kosher to use a service or product that a company creates to bash that company? For example, how could you send an AIM to people saying AOL sucks?
Other ways to leave your lover:
- Sleep with her friend, Sven
- Spend all her money, Honey
- Tell off her boss, Ross
- Beat up her dad, Brad
- Fake her in porn, Bjorn
- Tell her you’re gay, Ray
Is modern medicine bypassing natural selection by removing the obstacles to reproduction? Will cloning and genetic engineering of humans halt our evolutionary development?
Overheard at Taco Bell:
What was the last thing Jesus said before he died on the cross?
I can see my house from here!
I forgot how cool heavy metal is. Metallica still has no place on my playlist, because they don’t want me as a fan.
Feel free to instant message me if you see me. Jerkies.
July 8th, 2001 on 10:46 pm
Is modern medicine bypassing natural selection by removing the obstacles to reproduction? Will cloning and genetic engineering of humans halt our evolutionary development?
YES!
July 8th, 2001 on 11:56 pm
Rich, definitely rich rather than famous.
That PHP story scares me, because I could actually see it happening.
July 9th, 2001 on 4:38 am
You should have locked this post!
Now all the kids can get the low down on php! I can sea them now, they will be so high they’ll be able to sea their homes from here!
July 9th, 2001 on 5:04 am
Re: You should have locked this post!
Just doing my part for entropy.
July 9th, 2001 on 7:45 am
hehehe, PHP.
July 9th, 2001 on 11:12 pm
Who the fuck is Linus Torvalds? The Torvalds part sounds kinda familar. Rich is better than famous ‘cuz managed well your money will always be there. Fame won’t. Who wants to be Pee Wee Hermen, Anthony Michael Hall, George Michaels, Robert Downey Jr., or O.J. Simpson right now? Only thing is being famous and liked could get you farther than rich. Famous people are always given stuff free just so they might talk to the person giving it. ?I hope that made sense?
Later
July 10th, 2001 on 3:54 am
Linus Torvalds is the guy that started the Linux project. He’s Finnish.
Paul Reubens is making a comeback.
Being rich would suck because you’d always be worried about your money, and everybody would always expect you to give them handouts just because they think you can afford it.
July 10th, 2001 on 9:43 pm
That’s why rich people always move far from home. Then your deadbeat friends and family have to hunt you down to beg for dough. Rich or Famous; you’ll still make a lot of enemies. Most people hate others that have it better. They get jealous and turn on you. Misery loves company.
Later
July 11th, 2001 on 3:54 am
That’s why I want to be only a little famous.