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filed in Uncategorized on Jan.20, 2004
Fucking McDonald’s Scientists anounce study that shows McDonald’s bags are perfect heatsinks, making fresh fries stone cold in minutes.
Dean Does Des Moines After a surprise third place in the Iowa Democratic caucus, Dr. Dean growled loudly that he has been told there are about forty-nine other states. If he comes in third in all of them, he’ll be in 150th place, and that ain’t bad.
Jan 20th, 2004 on 11:42 am
I think you confused(or hybridized) Dean with Bush in that last one.
Which isn’t to say it’s not funny, but which is to say that I think Dean is the best candidate to beat Bush =).
Jan 20th, 2004 on 12:49 pm
It seems that democratic voters would disagree with you, but I haven’t really been following the election. He just sounds like a blowhard whenever I hear him on the radio (and appearances are the most important factor in deciding the leader of the free world
Jan 20th, 2004 on 1:36 pm
The Rock isn’t gay. He’s married and has a kid. Sorry for spreading rumors.