A sinkhole the size of a city block swallowed a building in Guatemala on Sunday. This image is mind blowing.

Ten things about the Guatemalan sinkhole:

1. Art Bell will spend a month interviewing “experts” that claim this hole either goes to the center of the (hollow) Earth, was made by aliens, and/or is a portal to another dimension.

2. Can you buy sinkhole insurance?

3. Dude, I dare you to jump the hole on your bike. No it’s cool, I made this ramp.

4. I bet somebody was trying to dig a gold mine underneath the town, like in Paint Your Wagon.

5. Joss Whedon is already writing Buffy El Asesino Del Vampiro, a farcical tale of coming of age in Guatemala, plus vampires.

6. It’s Photoshopped, the reflections are all wrong.

7. Think everyone is pissed off at that blue store in the upper left, which suffered no visible damage even though it overhangs the hole?

8. Why didn’t this happen in New York when Alfred Beach was secretly digging a subway?

9. If this was Kansas City, they’d just put a steel plate over the hole and forget about it for six months.

10. Visit Guatemala! For all your ring disposal needs!

It looks like pilots and programmers have a lot in common:

The average pilot, despite the somewhat swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy, and caring.

These feelings just don’t involve anyone else.

Found on a t-shirt

Bear Grylls‘s show is getting a little long in the tooth, and the staged “danger situations” are getting more and more ridiculous. I know exactly what Bear needs.

U.S. Marshals.

Every week Bear gets dropped in a wilderness location (like Les Stroud really did) and has to evade U.S. Marshals for seven days. The locals will be told that he’s a real fugitive. Set the dogs on him. Heck, they should shoot him on sight, just to add a bit more excitement. The real fun begins when Bear has to betray his camera crew to buy some more time.

I’m tired of companies taking advantage of us just because it will cost more to fight them than give up. Therefore, I am announcing the boycott on the American economy! Stop buying things, close your bank accounts, give your broker the finger (after you get your money)! We’ll go back to a simple barter system. People stealing from people, just like the good old days. Division of labor is so antiquated, we can all produce most of what we need and trade for the rest. Nobody checking real-time quotes on their PDA, no major (and minor) corporations lying about their products, we’ll settle disputes with violence!

My god, it’ll be beautiful.

Come on everyone, rally together. We’ll take back the economy! Now, some of you are going to die when the government resists, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take. I’ll stay in back so when we have to retreat, I can lead us to safety.