filed in Books on Apr.21, 2001
I figured out how to write a best-selling novel! All I have to do is write a touching story about some weepy single mother with a limp who overcame the world that was trying to keep her down and her personal tragedies to become a big-shot lawyer/doctor/business-person. Then I’ll send it to Oprah and she’ll make her book club lackies buy it. I’m set!