I updated my bio. Since the first rule of web design is that it is very hard to coerce people away from a page with interesting content, I’ve included it here:

My IQ is around 140. I scored 1390 on the SAT without studying. I started programming computers when I was seven and was a proud casualty of the dot-com bust. My Academic Decathalon team placed second at state. I’m an Eagle Scout, a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and was once the 23rd nationally ranked sabre fencer in my division.

But none of this matters, to anyone. I am now a pizza transport technician, and community college student. The biggest lesson I’ve learned in life is to never show people what you’re capable of, because they’ll always expect more than you can give.