No More Use For Email
filed in Humor on Jun.05, 2002
I don’t want to save up to 80% on printer cartridges. I don’t need help to be debt free by 2003. I don’t have military benefits waiting. Oprah has not found my lost inheritance. I don’t want free gas coupons. I don’t dream of being thinner or enlarging my penis without surgery. I don’t need millions of verified email addresses. I don’t care what you and your nineteen year-old roommates do in front of your webcam. I don’t want top secret stock advice, money making tricks, or porn site passwords. I wouldn’t use one thousand free hours. I don’t need to know what my personal psychic thinks. I have an unsecured VISA, and I don’t want the prestige of gold, the power of platinum, or the strength of titanium. It’s not everywhere I want to be. I’ve traced my family tree. I don’t need a better mortgage.
I have no more use for email.
Jun 6th, 2002 on 9:26 am
that’s really funny- are you sure i haven’t been getting your email too?
Jun 6th, 2002 on 11:21 am
Don’t tell anybody, but I have my email server set to forward my mail to everyone on the planet. It’s just a little prank.
Jun 6th, 2002 on 6:05 pm
Hehe.
Jun 6th, 2002 on 8:43 pm
THAT was beautiful.
Jun 7th, 2002 on 5:52 pm
I have military benefits waiting 😉
Jun 7th, 2002 on 7:43 pm
And, as your personal psychic, I take offense to your not needing me. I see a beer in your future…and mine. 😀