The government might consider a system of emergency remote control for commercial jets? Yeah, that’s a great idea, as long as they use that 100% secure system that the military uses. It’s been warding off Chinese hackers so well. We can all feel safe knowing that our commercial airliners are being hijacked by 12-year old kids that are tired of being picked on.

Could you imagine if somebody crashed a plane into a school? The For the Children Patrol would have planes banned by the end of the week.