filed in Humor on Sep.27, 2001
I want a bumper sticker that reads, “WARNING: In case of rapture, I’ll loot your house”
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they make your bumper stickers for you
Door’s open, guy. Take all the empty soda/iced tea bottles you want.
that is so wrong, its funny.
or, here is another one.
“in case of rapture, your car will be unmanned for 2.5 seconds, at which time i will drive it, as you won’t be needing it anymore.”
That’s awesome! Thanks!
With enough empty bottles, I could make a raft big enough to steal Australia! I could get fifty bucks for it on the street.
2.5 seconds? I bet with some training you could get that down to 0.9.
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