What ever happened to good old fashioned platform side-scrollers? All these stupid shoot-em-up games these days, tsk tsk.

Apple is the Canada of the computer world. Everyone there insists it’s the greatest, but no one else really takes it seriously.

I fucking hate black widows.

In the 20′s America had a false economic boom based on irresponsible lending practices which caused a wave of self-absorbed hedonism based on the abuse of illegal substances. A market correction caused a major depression. Pearl Harbor was bombed, creating rampant patriotism and forcing the US to enter WWII. The wartime economy ended the depression.

In the late 90′s America had a false economic boom based on irresponsible lending practices which coincided with a twenty-year old wave of self-absorbed hedonism based on the abuse of illegal substances and consumerism. A market correction caused a slow depression. The World Trade Center was destroyed, creating rampant patriotism.

What’s next?

The Taliban says they know where bin Laden is and are considering turning him over, but our government says there is no reason to believe them. Does anybody remember how WWI started?