I wonder if GW wears Superman pajamas around the white house. “Energy crisis? This looks like a job for…Bushman!!” “Wherever there is an economy in recession, you will find me! Wherever there is a man to be executed, I’ll be there! Wherever there are rights to be trampled, you will find…Super W!” “I’ve talked the economy into recession, oil prices are skyrocketing, and I’ll get into a war with somebody soon. My work here is done.”

His superpower is a tax cut.